Entries categorized as ‘Food’
Just like Stephen.
After much admiration of Stephens yesterday, i decided to treat myself to a donkey’s cock sized chicken, bacon and egg salad sandwich. I celebrated the occasion by taking it out of the packet and immediately dressing my desk with it’s contents. I hold the creator of such a monstrosity responsible, as it was due to the excessive bulk of the baguette that this happened – poor thing couldn’t handle it, went mad and buckled as soon as I’d taken it out of its cellophane straight jacket.
Alas, the demise of the sandwich was inevitable as I was ab-so-lutely starving!
Categories: Food
Tagged: Bacon, Big One, Chicken, Egg, Sandwich, Starving
Stephen has one. A big one. It’s chicken, bacon and egg salad. He doesn’t know it but I’m peering through the gap in our desk divider watching him caress his sandwich with nothing short of love and adulation. If only it were mine… My little Mug Shot seems somewhat inadequate now. The shame.
It was only two days ago that my girlfriend and I were discussing how good sandwiches are when they come with egg salad. Egg slices of course, not mayonnaise. My mouth is watering at the thought… Should I hit Stephen with the nearest blunt object and take a bite before he finishes?
Too late.
Categories: Food
Tagged: Egg Salad, Sandwich
No, I haven’t been arrested. It’s the name of a genius new snack for all you jet setters and go getters out there. These things are definitely the way forward.
Sat in work? Hungry? Not enough time or ingredients to rustle up a culinary masterpiece? Fear not. Simply rip open a Mug Shot, add boiling water and stir! Hey presto, pasta-in-a-mug-in-five-minutes. Genius.
May I recommend the creamy cheese flavour. Available now in all good supermarkets.
Categories: Food
Tagged: Cheese, Forward, Mug Shot, Snack, Time
In case any of you are wondering; a Spam Fritter is a slice of Spam fried in batter. Simple, yet quite genius. And my Grandmother makes them just like Granny used to make them. Second to none.
She’s a lovely woman is Grandma Doreen, but when she just so happened to stumble upon a pre-packaged version of the delicacy whilst accompanying me on my weekly shop, what started as a nice day out rapidly turned into a lengthy lecture on the state of the nation and how the people in it have become so lazy that they can’t even manage to slice a piece of meat and dip it in egg without keeling over in need of a lie down.
A valid point to be made. However, this takes time, so I managed to slip two packets under the Home Fries whilst she wasn’t looking.
Categories: Food · Shopping
Tagged: Batter, Doreen, Grandma, Lazy, Lecture, Spam, State of the Nation
